POON PLATOON
ALLIANCE × HORDE
A cross-faction World of Warcraft guild for Mythic+, raids, PvP, mount runs, terrible ideas, and people who know the real endgame is the group chat.
THE PLATOON
Mission Statement
Poon Platoon is built around having people to actually play WoW with. Queue keys, learn fights, farm mounts, push content, roast your friends, and help the next Poon Searcher become a full-fledged menace.
Guilds are cross-faction now. The ancient war is over. The new war is against depleted keys.
OPERATIONS
Push keys, learn routes, brick keys, blame affixes, queue again.
Organized boss killing with just enough structure to pretend we're professionals.
Battlegrounds, arenas, and emotionally recovering from being chain-CC'd.
Mounts, transmog, achievements, old raids, and other highly important business.
Alts are inevitable. At least suffer through them with company.
The actual core progression system of Poon Platoon.
CHAIN OF COMMAND
RECRUITMENT
Alliance or Horde. Veteran or brand-new. If you're chill, want people to play with, and can survive the guild name appearing above your character in public, you're qualified.